101 Things to Do During a Dull Sermon
For those sermon-heavy Sundays when you long to be washing the dog or unclogging a drain, here are 101 adrenaline-pumping exercises:
- Slap the person sitting next to you. See if he or she turns the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the pastor.
- Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs.
- See if a yawn is contagious.
- Ananias and Sapphira list: identify the names of the "Ten Most Likely to be Struck Dead During the Offering."